How long do you have to sit in the parking lot of a convenience store, in your car, before they call the police on you?



Three hours. That’s how long it takes. Three hours.
So my friend and I had the police called on us last night.  We were sitting in her car in the parking lot of the convenience store we ALWAYS sit in the parking lot of. They just have new people that don’t know we sit there for hours on end. So they called the police. Maybe they thought we were high. The way we were giggling. Or maybe the way we were eye-ing the Krispy Kreme guy made him nervous and he tattled on us. Fresh donuts. So they called the police for some reason. And I was just about to go in and get a frozen yogurt. Or a doughnut. mmmmmm fresh krispy kremes.

So the cop came and was really nice. Just told us to move along. Didn’t bother to ID us or anything. But damn! I missed my opportunity for a fresh doughnut. I’ll give it to the cop, though. He didn’t have one either.



This is how I get wild and crazy on a friday night.

2392   Women, like princes, find few real friends.  ~~Lord Lyttelton

Like Princes

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There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in London due to mutation of the H1N1 virus into new strain: H1Z1.

Similar to a scare originally found in Cambodia back in 2005, victims of a new strain of the swine flu virus H1N1 have been reported in London.

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

Here be zombeis!!


I snagged this story from my good friend Rollick